Eddie IzzardThey say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
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When you have a gun, you can stand there and shout BANG until your voice is hoarse. You can fire as fast as you want. In the old days, they had cannons to fire those big old guns. But those days are over.
Now, those cannons are mostly just for show. But those little guns? They're not just for show, either. They're for killing people, and lots of people at that.
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